Hi, I’m Mason and I’m here to make huge mistakes in video games so you don’t have to!

Here at SHIROYANCHA you’ll find video game guides, reviews, and opinions written with just the right amount of wild theorizing, applied panicking, and detailed meltdowns to help make your own journey pain-free!

If you aren’t experiencing secondhand angina while reading alongside, then I haven’t done my job. So saddle up for a new generation of self-depreciating game journalism — because not everyone who plays these can be a pro, right?